Okay, I care about this website again just long enough to note that yes, women were treated like sex objects in medieval times, so the Evony advertisement is historically accurate. Except that brassieres were not invented back then. And like, so, you're trying to get people to play a game about conquering and enslaving people, using a fictional picture of someone who looks like a modern Eastern European sex slave. I don't want to think about the hard-working, poor East European family you ripped this young woman from and enslaved for the last few years. I don't want to play your game.

You belong in the medieval era. We should put you in a machine that randomly assigns you a place in the Western world during the feudal era. Maybe you'll get lucky and be a noble, but more likely karma will make you a poor peasant girl who gets raped by the local vassal of your lord invoking prima noctis on your and maybe also your poor groom's ass the eve of your wedding to said groom. Kinda like how you raped her imaginary poor half-peasant girl descendant with your game ad's (a girl who is sorta yourself now that we've rearranged time).

With that said, I don't know what the karmic time machine will do to and after what we do to each other, heheheeeeee?